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Epic Hilarity, Courtesy of Jen MacD, Nice Lady at Large

April 22nd, 2009 (12:53 am)

She definitely just walked into something she wasn't expecting. Like her sister Elsie. Or Gene making out with Buddy Rogers. Oh, wait, she already walked in on that once, so it wouldn't be a surprise. Or maybe she just walked into a room full of hippies. Or a porn movie.

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I want to write this in longhand on pretty paper...

April 18th, 2009 (11:23 pm)

...But for right now, LJ will have to do.

I just had the most unbelievably magnificent day. 

This weekend is the Prelude to Invasion Re-enactment at the D-Day Memorial, and I'm there in period clothes to "boost morale" of the division of soldiers there at the "camp"---they bring all their period tents and equipment and they actually stay there overnight on the cots and stuff. They have public demos during the day of a simulated beach landing, etc. Very interesting stuff. I know most of these guys from an event last July, and it was good to see them again---and if you don't think it's fun being outnumbered 75:1, oh MAN---I was especially looking forward to seeing Riley, as he and I had hit it off in the summer, but as it turned out, he wasn't the star attraction.

I was the ONLY girl there [that was part of the festivities, that is] and so all morning long it was my job to flit around and keep up the good spirits of our boys in uniform---and get whistled at and called "Doll" and "Honey" and one of them got carried away and sang "The Lady in Red" every time I walked by. I was up until 1:30 this morning sewing the red dress that I wore today, and I was really happy with it. I posed for a bunch of pictures, drank Coke from a glass bottle with two straws, etc. 

I noticed one tall, blond, grey(!)-eyed soldier who constantly talked to me when I walked by the tent he was bunking in---with about 10 other guys---everything from a whistle to "There you are again, Glamour-puss, welcome back" to "Hey Doll, want a cookie? My Mom sent 'em down!" and I finally ended up in the tent talking to them--I walked in, he jumped up and insisted that I take his chair. I felt something with this guy as soon as I started talking to him---and when he referred to Rita Hayworth as "my girl", I knew this was good. He quoted Bringing Up Baby at me, and then, hilariously, The Aviator ("I take seven showahs a day just to keep CLEAN!"), we had an entire conversation about Lux Toilet Soap [NO LIES], and then he got out an engraved case of hand rolled cigs, gave me a knowing look, took out two, NOW VOYAGERED THEM and stuck one in my mouth. OH MYYYYYY GODDDDDD if that is not the absolute hottest thing a guy can do, I don't know WHAT is. Of course, I just puffed on it without really smoking it, but the effect was mahvelous. [Not to be confused with the flava of High Point, which is also mahvelous.]

I spent the entire afternoon sitting in that chair talking to this guy, whose name is rather badass: Tom Frost. I had to tear myself away to go home and change clothes--I was gone a hot 38 minutes---and get back in time for the period baseball game between the Hometown Bedford Boys and the Army Rangers (two halves of the same living history group). I got back and it turns out that the Rangers (Tom's team) were looking a little weak as far as players go, and Tom eyed me and goes, "I bet you can play baseball. Come out here and throw one." Well, I nearly took his hand off with my first pitch, and he got me cleared to play on their team---obviously, the only girl. They got me a t-sirt, hat and vintage glove, all the men were playing in period dress wth period stuff. SO COOL. I had on jeans and flip-flops, which I ditched over Tom's [adorable] protests that I would hurt my feet and he didn't think I should play barefoot.

We rode down the hill to the diamond in the back of a truck [which he helped me into and out of], and when we got out, I didn't realize that the seam where the pavement and concrete met actually had a raised edge, and I SLICED OPEN my left big toe at the end. It was gross, and was bleeding everywhere, and I was just hiding my foot in the grass until I got over to the dirt, where I picked up a handfull, spit in it, made mud and packed it on my toe. I wasn't about to tell anyone, least of all Tom who already didn't want me playing barefoot, so I just packed mud on it and went about my business.

And hit the first home run of the game.

The first guy struck out, the second one was out before he got to second, and I was third. The reactions of those big he-men when a girl hit a home run, flew barefoot around the bases and slid into home was kind of the best thing ever. I LOVE BASEBALL. Man, it's been so long that I'd totally forgotten how much I love baseball.

I also played first base and got three people out. I also struck out once, but we won't talk about that... Alas, the Ragers lost by two, but it was really, really, really fun. From singing the National Anthem a capella beforehand to having the field chaplain bless the food, it was so wonderful and wholesome and fun and it really felt like 1943. Nobody on their stupid cell phones, everybody cheering for everyone and ribbing each other in a nice way---a bunch of grown men behaving themselves because there was a "lady present" --and they kept saying that--"Hey, watch it! Lady present!" I am so glad to be called a LADY and be treated as such. It's so lovely.

Then they got us pizza for dinner, and Tom paid for mine before I even knew that there was paying to be done. And he asked me to go out for a drink later in the evening. As we got back up to the tents, I confessed about my wounded toe and was instantly gotten a first aid kit by a battery of eager knights. Then, with great ceremony, they presented me with my own vintage Army Rangers t-shirt and declared that I was an Honorary Ranger, because "you're a lot of fun for a skirt, you really love and understand the Forties and you play great baseball." I will treasure this freaking shirt.

Then Tom and I got cleaned up as much as was possible and went out for our drink. He opened every door, held the chair, asked me what I wanted [a Cosmopolitan] and then ordered for me..............BLISS. We had the most intense conversation about everything and nothing. He was so EASY to talk to, he understands EXACTLY about this passion for this era. He got a little emotional about the two sweet nursing-home-lady stories from my lectures. He referred to Artie Shaw as a "toolbag" and confessed a passion for Benny Goodman, whom we listened to in the car. I think I may have met someone who travels with more big band CDs than I do. We are on the exact same page politically, morally, etc. He just became Catholic and was confirmed on Easter.  He lives in Syracuse, New York, but loves Virginia and wants to move here. We both realized how quickly and importantly we were picturing some future relationship, and discussed the issue of long-distance. I'm really good at long distance relationships and we are both willing to try it. Something is telling me to trust him--I already trust him. Mostly because I said, jokingly, "I'm the faithful as a bird dog type; I can't be devious." and he called me on it. LOL. We were sitting there and he just stopped and looked at me for a moment, then says, "So, I know it's corny, but..." and took my hand and put it on his heart, which was going like a jackhammer.

We got out to the car and he said, "I hope you don't think this is too forward, and you can take it however you want to, but I just thought you should know that ever since I saw you this morning, and now especially after sitting at the table with you and watching you and listening to what you have to say...I really want to kiss you." And then he acted like he was going to move right along after that announcement and starts to turn the key over and I said, "Do you still want to?" and he yanked the key out at lightspeed and kissed me...uh, several times.

We were trying to figure out where to go afterwards so we could keep talking, and so of course I took him to my barn. At 10:00 PM. And then I showed him my favorite tree (in the dark, with his headlights), and we went "parking" (very, very tame parking, like, we held hands once) on the old dirt road where Nanny and her friends went in the 30s. And on the way back to town, a bat (like, a BAT) flew into the windshield and died. Whoops. Buzzkill. LMAO. Sorry, little bat. So many emotions at the little guy's passing.

So he took me to my car and hugged me and said he couldn't wait to talk to me again and that he wants to work this out (the long distance thing) some way, and he suggested that I pretend to be a warbride. He's definitely coming back in June, for D-Day and a couple of days before to help set up at the Memorial and do a few pre-D-Day things there. June 4th isn't that far away.

And no more kisses. Three is quite enough for one evening. Especially the first evening.

But this could not possibly have been a better day. Except for maybe the bat. I don't want to forget it.

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The Time Has Come.

April 2nd, 2009 (11:42 pm)

The Not-So-Ultimate Judy Garland Survey!!!
1. Name: Katie
2. Age: 22
3. At what age did you first discover Judy?: Age toddler.
4. At what age did you become a big fan of Judy?: Probably about age 4. We have videos of me playing Wizard of Oz and marching around the house singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead. I was Dorothy for Hallowe'en when I was 5, etc, etc.

1. Films: ASIB, SS, MMISL, ICGOS, The Clock, ITGOS, no particular order. Depends on the mood.
2. Songs: Zing (the brassy later version), Born in a Trunk, Easter Parade, Hello Bluebird [the last note], Get Happy...and Purple People Eater. I don't know if that's a song, though. I'd call it more of a religious experience. Also I love her versions of Ole Man River and the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
3. Written biography: Oh lord, I don't know. That seems to be quite the topic of conversation these days.....eeep.
4. Documentary: American Masters
5. Website: thejudyroom.com and judycast.com ::snort::
6. Quote from one of her films: "I'm making an entrance - forty, fifty, lotta times." (LIZ, YOU CRUD, YOU TOOK IT. ALRIGHT. FINE.) "Newspickle."
7. Quote from Judy, herself: "The next one is sort of a striptease tempo. We don't DO it, we just talk about it!" (AGAIN, FRIEND. I'MA CUT YOU.) "STRAIGHT into my....derriere....I never sang so HIGH...or so FAST...I sounded like Vivn...Vivian Dellaaacheeasah..."
8. Album: Judy at Carnegie Hall, Judy at the Palace
9. Concert performance (filmed or recorded): The Carnegie Hall performance!
10. Episode of The Judy Garland Show:  Liza. Martha Raye. Mickey. JUDY SINGS LENA SINGS JUDY ...oh my god.
11. Judy "era": 1951-1967
12. Judy hairstyle: The Martha Raye tidal wave, obvi. Also her '44 bangs.
13. Story you've heard Judy tell: The Moth Story. lmfao.
14. Interview: The one given by the Great Lady.
15. Outfit/Costume: Get Happy. Also the dress from the Christmas Special, and the cute black thing with the fluffy skirt she wears with Mickey on the show.
16. Dance sequence: The Portland Fancy, Ballin the Jack, FMAMG, and I like what she and Fred do at the end of I Love a Piano.
17. Co-star: Gene, James Mason, wee Liza, the tractor
18. Husband: SIDNEY. LUFT.
19. Child: Liza May Minnelli.
20. Sibling: Jimmie

1. Liza or Lorna?: Liza.
2. "Judy Speaks" or JudyCast?: JudyCast
3. The Kismet Medley, Porgy & Bess Medley, or West Side Story Medley?: WHAT ABOUT THE MACEDDY MEDLEY, HUH???
4. Esther Smith or Esther Blodgett?: Esther Smith
5. The Palace '51 or The Palace '67?: The Palace '51 - in great voice!
6. "San Francisco" or "Chicago"?: San Francisco. And that lady that she never will forget = <3 too. Just saying.
7. Love Finds Andy Hardy or Andy Hardy Meets Debutante?: Love Finds AH...I think. Iuhhno.
8. Judy as a brunette or redhead?: Brunette.
9. Plump Judy or Skinny Judy?: Happy, healthy Judy.
10. Nellie Kelly, Sr. or Nellie Kelly, Jr.?: Junior
11. The Pirate or A Child Is Waiting?: The Pirate, if only for the epic tutorial on Why You Should Not Irritate Short, Ferocious Types.
12. Babes In Arms or Babes On Broadway?: Babes On Broadway
13. Aunt Addie or Aunt Inez?: Aunt Inez
14. The Born In A Trunk segment or Tea For Two?: Tea for Two.
15. Ziegfeld Girl or Ziegfeld Follies?: Ziegfeld Girl - adorable Judy!

1. Seen all of Judy's movies?: Yep.
2. Been to The Judy Garland Festival?: no, :-(
3. Met or been in the presence of any of her family members?: YES. HI LIZA WE ARE BIFFLES. YOU SMELL LIKE THE CLOUDS O' HEAVEN.
4. Baked a cake for her birthday?: alas...
5. Had a Judy cake for your birthday?:  Did I have an Oz cake once? I think I may have, actually. Hmm. I'll get back to you.
6. Watched Judy and listened to a CD of her's at the same time?: probably
7. Worn black on the anniversary of her death?: Probably.
8. Wasted countless ink cartridges on Judy pictures and/or magazine articles?: Welcome to my life in one sentence. Well done.
9. Made a Judy scrapbook?: I have a ton of printed stuffs in a binder, so I'm going to say that counts.
10. Done a project/report on Judy?: If I said I'd put on a show in the barn, would that count?

1. At what age did you first see Meet Me In St. Louis?: 8 or 9, probably
2. Do you own any commemorative plates featuring Judy?: We have one with Glinda, because Mom likes her, but no Judy :-(
3. To which side of Judy at Carnegie Hall are you more inclined?: Disc 2
4. What is your favorite song from Judy & Liza's Palladium engagement?: Don't Rain on My Parade
5. If you could estimate, about how much money do you think you've invested in Judy?: Not a clue.
6. Are you/were you a member of any Judy-related message boards/groups?: Yep.
7. What was the first Mickey-and-Judy film you ever saw?: Girl Crazy
8. What's your most prized Judy possession?: My DVDs of the show. Thanks, Liz <3
9. When it comes to The Judy Garland Show, would you rather watch Rich Little impersonate to the tune of The Man That Got Away or watch Ken Murray's Hollywood Home Movies?: KEN MURRAY
10: With Judy, would you rather sneak out of a hotel room with all your clothes on or play baseball in the kitchen with raw ground beef? OMG BASEBALL. AHAHHAHAHAHAA.

1. Copy & Paste some of your favorite photos of Judy:

2. Imbed some of your favorite videos here: (The imbed thing isn't working, so whatevs)




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Awesome and necessary MacEddy candid picspam

March 31st, 2009 (03:02 pm)

On a date, May 21, 1936. Could her grin possibly be any more humongous?

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Why you gotta be so presh, Stanypants?

March 2nd, 2009 (07:39 pm)

I heart random candid moments which involve the girls being adorable with small fry.
A new example:

Oh, wee Meggie. Can I be you?

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Happy Birthday, Max Factor!

February 5th, 2009 (03:38 pm)

No words. Just a montage.


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February 5th, 2009 (02:55 pm)

USING ONLY ONE WORD! (It's not as easy as you might think!) Copy and change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. Be sure to tag the person you received it from!

1. Where is your cell phone? pocket
2. Your significant other? nonexistent
3. Your hair? brown
4. Your mother? working
5. Your father? jackass
6. Your favorite thing? theatre
7. Your dream last night? none
8. Your favorite drink? tea
9. Your dream/goal? fame
10. What room you are in? mine
11. Your hobby? hollywood
12. Your fear? rejection
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? top
14. Where were you last night? rehearsal
16. Muffins? blueberry
17. Wish list item? money
18. Where you grew up? Bedford
19. Last thing you did? props
20. What are you wearing? sweats
21. Your TV? off
22. Your pets? cats
23. Friends? hilarious
24. Your life? busy
25. Your mood? productive
26. Missing some one? Yes
27. Car? pathfinder
28. Something you're not wearing? hat
29. Your favorite store? Dover
30. Your favorite color? pink
33. When is the last time you laughed? earlier
34. Last time you cried? notebook
35. Who will do this? dunno
36. One place that I go to over and over? facebook
37. One person who emails me regularly? Murr
38. My favorite place to eat? Wittmans'
39. Why you participated in this survey? fun
40. What are you doing tonight? rehearsal

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Jacked from Liz

February 4th, 2009 (01:56 pm)

Rules: It's harder than it looks! Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real . . . nothing made up! You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: Katie

2. A four Letter Word: Kiss

3. A boy's Name: Kevin

4. A girl's Name: Katharine

5. An occupation: Kleptomaniac

6. A color: Kelly green

7. Something you wear: Kilt

9. A food: Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

10. Something found in the bathroom: Knobs on cabinet doors, etc.

11. A place: Key Largo

12. A reason for being late: Kicked a land mine

13. Something you shout: Kill, KILL, KIIIILLLLLL!!!!

14. A movie title: Keeper of the Flame

15. Something you drink: Kool-Aid

16. A musical group: Killers

17. An animal: KOALA WHAT WHAT

18. A street name: Kemper St.

19. A type of car: Kia

20. The title of a song: Keep the Light Burning Bright in the Harbor

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Swiped from Emleeee

January 28th, 2009 (09:58 pm)

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Oh, Jeanette Anna MacDonald, how you complete my life.

January 25th, 2009 (07:44 pm)

This, comrades, is a shining, sterling example of what is known as "straight chillin". Thug style.

Everything I needed to know about flava, I learned from Jeanette MacDonald.


Also, (not that that can in any way be upstaged. Because it CAN'T.) do mine eyes decieve me, or do I see a Nelson hand playing creepsie-trixie all up in homegurl's business? ...While Gene is right there? ::snickers::


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